"The Best Adult Ad I Placed -- Part 1" by Jackie Roman (aka Jessie)

Posted by Miss Jessie Roman

on December 03, 2002 at 11:16:44

My name is Miss Jessie, 25yrs, and I'm a very erotic millionaire. Call me collect at (813)915-0477, and if my answering machine comes on please leave me a very hot and very dirty message of what you'd like to do me with your naughty fantasies. I only will reply to calls over the phone that are erotic and exotic, and very specially detailed. Call to also talk to me anytime of the day or night! Be sure to get right to the point sexually, or I will hangup on you, tiger. Introduce yourself by telling me your wildest desires as soon as I answer the phone. You're okay with doing this because it turns me on! I never return e-mail replys! Don't be shy, honey!
: A little about myself: My aphrodisiac for kinkiness is that I enjoy sex. I give head, I swallow, I deep throat, and love anal and oral sex. I love voyereurism, bondage, role-playing, swinging, masturbation, frottage, sadomasochism, sadism, sodomy, masochism, oral sex, group sex, menage a'trois, exhibitionism, pleasure from being hurt and whipped like a slave, rubbing against men and women in a crowd, flashing, working my dildo, and androgynous orgys. I have the world's largest private collection of sex toys in a mansion, and I may be put in the Guinness Book of Records in 2004 for this accomplishment!

: I know how to find the G-spot easily on anyone, and then can easily pervert your mind into working your natural libido to nymphomania. I've made a many men and women who once practiced celibacy and abstinence turn into "super psycho sex freaky monsters" in one night in bed. I'm into every fetish you can imagine, and I have won many awards for having the sexiest feet and hands in the world.

: I love to be sodomized. I've made impotent men and women become sex craved slaves of passion. My style of erogenous romance is very titillating, carnal, hot, lusty, passionate, sensual, and very arousing. I love star 69. I became a self-made multi-millionaire nearly 8 months after graduating from Harvard and Yale. I have doctrates in human psychology, sociology, and sexual psychology with minors in acting.

: I make $800 million a year by overseeing my erotica as a 'silent partner' with a Rothchild friend of mine. I live in a spacious, fancy mansion that has adult materials everywhere. There are 700,000+ square feet of gorgeous rooms computerized by Bill Gates former friend, Paul Allen. Bill Gates of MicroSoft. I've met him. He is a complete nerd!

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