"The Best Adult Ad I Placed -- Part 2" by Jackie Roman (aka Jessie)

Posted by Miss Jessie Roman

on December 03, 2002 at 11:17:15

My castle of nudity, X-rated literature; rare, new and old porno flicks on dvds/videos; statues of naked women and men in sex acts, famous pictures of late & current adult film stars on every wall, and autographed originals of Vanessa del Rio and others. Sexual imagery is painted on the walls, in the rooms, and even on the floors from the very best artists of Europe and California. My private joy is to feel you up and make you mine, not just on the weekends. I feel lonely and continually invite sex clubs into my quarters of 1,000 acres in Florida.

: All my butlers and maids wear sexy apparel and/or lingerie with 11 being straight, 8 gay, and 14 bi-sexual. They love to tease my guests many times surprising them into a Karma Sutra of a lifestyle they've never dreamed of.

: If you love me, baby, then tell me by leaving me a very to the point message as soon as I pick up the phone or when my answering machine comes on. Do not worry about my maids listening every now and then! Don't be shy! If you are good to me as a friend in bed, I may let you have my 2002 Lambourghini and 2001 Rolls Royce in my driveway. I'm into Porsches now!

: Of course, I have seamstresses and tailors to tailor-make outfits for me for everyday of the year. The last lover I had fell in love with my maid! I tried to give my lover a bank account of $17.5 million as spending change to go to the best stores in South Florida but my lover was taken by my maid. Anyway, it can be yours.

: There's nothing done that I haven't already done. There's nothing I wont do. I'm willing to try anything. So call me (or call me collect, if you are too poor to get a $5 or $10 phone card -- lol ) and I'll accept the charges or one of my maids will. My name is Miss Jessie and call me at (813)915-0477. Feel free to call me anytime. The best time to talk is 12am-5am EST. But I can be reached periodically throughout the day as I leave from meeting after meeting. Remember, I am Chairman of the Board .

: As a former phone sex operator, I know what it is like to make $20/hour to go through college. By the way, I have been in several critically acclaimed SunDance Films & other Independent Film Festival Films promoting NC-17 movies. I've done well in my acting reviews in my lovemaking scenes, and have been offered money to star in an action-comedy-sex flick for $177,000. What is that to me? lol

: P.S.-- I love to visit www.whiteestate.org and www.nisbett.com

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